Sunday, August 25, 2013

A FEW OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS




Julie Andrews warbled famously in The Sound of Music about her favourite things. She was immaculately wholesome – she was after all a novice nun called Maria v Trapp – and I cannot stay even imperfectly wholesome for more than about 2 minutes. But I am an inveterate compiler of lists and rather than let Julie have all the fun, I share with you 10 things I particularly enjoy.

   Popular songs (1)

 Noel Coward observed that you should never underestimate the potency of cheap music. A visitor to the Cambridge spy Guy Burgess in Moscow in the 1950s found him incessantly playing an ancient 78 of 1930s charmer Jack Buchanan on a wind-up gramophone, with tears rolling down his cheeks. The Buchanan number was called Who? (not one of his better ones I understand) but it clearly triggered off a torrent of nostalgia – and why not? I suppose as a child of the 1960s I should plump for John Lennon’s iconic Imagine but actually I will be patriotic and blub over heart-string pulling My Ain Folk:

And it's oh! but I'm longing for my ain folk,
Tho' they be but lowly, puir and plain folk:
I am far beyond the sea, but my heart will ever be
At home in dear auld Scotland, wi' my ain folk.

Ironically this corny if evocative song was written by a South London employee of a piano making firm, called Wilfred Mills, who never set foot in Scotland!

   Hymns.(2)

Although I am a card-carrying atheist, I will lustily sing hymns in my bath. First choice for many would be dismal Abide with Me only fit for the blackest of funerals. Bizarrely, because it was George V’s favourite, the first and last verses have been solemnly sung at every FA Cup Final since 1927, the least appropriate venue imaginable.

The first hymn I had to learn by heart was Who would true Valour see adapted from John Bunyan. A bright tune from Vaughan Williams enhances matters considerably – sadly the C of E’s latest hymnal has suppressed the best line “Hobgoblin nor Foul Fiend shall daunt his spirit” in the name of modernity. The hymn was sung at Mrs Thatcher’s funeral and if it was good enough for the Lady, it is good enough for me.

   Cakes (3)

Maria v Trapp twitters on about crisp Apple Strudel and, if I know my Austrians, it would be secretly supplemented by generous portions of Black Forest Gateau and Sachertorte (mit Schlag). My own favourite must include lots of marzipan for which I have a passion.

I recall a Christmas in the late 1940s when our live-in cook made some error baking the iced cake and there was a splendid surplus of marzipan and less current cake than usual. Cook’s sister, our live-in parlour maid, (yes, those were the days!) shamefully confessed this error, but the end result was delightful to my juvenile taste-buds. The German Stollen is estimable but for a real marzipan treat I choose Battenberg Cake, a British confection, despite its German name, gloriously quartered in soft coloured sponge.

Battenberg Cake
   Sunday Lunch (4)

Again Maria v Trapp sings along about Schnitzel with Noodles – probably to create a rhyme with crisp Apple Strudel (see above) but while Schnitzel is fine (when not chewy) it is rather workaday covered with noodles. This favourite is a no-brainer. I select of course Roast Beef and Yorkshire Pudding, slightly underdone, accompanied by floury boiled potatoes, plenty peas and Brussels sprouts with oodles of gravy, horseradish sauce or English mustard. A meal for a King, and just to prove I am no chauvinist, it will be washed down by generous glasses of Burgundy (Pommard will do nicely, thank you).

   Books (5)

I know this is my chance to show off my high culture and rhapsodise about Stendhal, Balzac, Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky. Frankly, solemnity and high culture are not my strong suits – I am a disciple of frivolity and fun. I like my authors to make me laugh out loud and the above four are woefully short on jokes. Dickens can be very droll but there are sadly too many longueurs and much maudlin sentimentality in between.

For a concentration of side-splitting chuckles, the choice lies between incomparable P G Wodehouse and my cherished Arthur Marshall. I will hand Arthur the palm by choosing a volume I am presently re-reading for about the 10th time, I’ll Let You know: Musings from Myrtlebank. The book is an anthology of magazine columns romping through prep-school instruction on the facts of life, Dame Edith Evans, wartime fund-raisers for Russia, loyalty to friends, the merits of Terence Rattigan, debutantes, dead pigeons, Jubilee gifts to the Queen, shooting at Huns or pheasants, odd surnames, economical Victorian recipes, Prince Albert at Balmoral, the fantasies of elderly nuns, Dame Edna Everage – all this and more and I have only got to page 50! Arthur writes with such sunny good humour and literary skill; he was a supreme life-enhancer.

    Sport (6)

Maria’s favourite sport seems to have been skipping over green alpine meadows, singing loudly and followed by a group of saccharine children – pleasant but hardly competitive. Not for her the joys of Football, and not for me either, as the sport is drowned in money and hype and its protagonists behave like the more moronic specimens in the zoo. Cricket, where Neville Cardus could once write of the sound of Tom Graveney’s off drive “like a glass of old port”, has declined too into gamesmanship and “sledging”. Rugby Union retains agreeable middle-class aspects but, alas, the demands of the modern game turn too many of the leading players into chunky Neanderthals, uneasy on the eye.

My choice inevitably falls upon the great Scottish invention of Golf. Never much of a player myself, I did get better in my late 50s. It is a great psychological rather than a physical test and can equally well be played in unbuttoned solitude or in chummy company, preferably as a 2-ball foursome. How engrossing it is to see Tiger Woods and now Rory McIlroy battle with their demons or await Luke Donald (no relation) or Lee Westwood to achieve their first Major – with the 2014 Ryder Cup in Gleneagles to anticipate!

   Clothing material (7)

The von Trapp wardrobe gloried in Dirndl, so apposite for Alpine festivities, but not really the thing for Mayfair or the Rue du Faubourg St-Honoré. We Scots sport Harris Tweed, Lisle sweaters and lurid Tartan Tammies but for a more sophisticated garment nothing beats the finest Cashmere, woven in a Scottish Border woollen mill. Soft, deliciously warm and luxurious to the touch, it is a splendid product of the humble goat, source of delicious Chèvre cheese and here in Greece much eaten roasted, if rather an acquired taste.

 Classical Aria (8)

In a very strong field, I imagine the most popular aria is Nessun Dorma from Puccini’s Turandot hitting many of the highest notes in the tenor register and famously sung by Luciano Pavarotti at the opening of the football World Cup in Italy in 1990. Pavarotti was an impressive sight, carrying the bulk of a small mountain with his tonsils determinedly and tunefully aquiver.

Yet I will play a wild card and nominate patriotically Henry Purcell’s lovely song Britain, thou now art great from the 1685 Welcome Song for King James Why, why art all the Muses Mute? When sung by a virtuoso counter-tenor like James Bowman, nothing gives me more quiet pleasure.

Walks (9)

Maria v Trapp tended to hop, skip and jump rather than walk as she was a somewhat hyper-active soul. At my advanced age I enjoy a modest walk, but have had such all my life. In Aberdeen I loved a post-prandial stroll around Rubislaw Den, a private wood bisected by the charming Denburn. In Golders Green, sylvan Princes Park was a joy and in the Cotswolds a circuit of the old RAF officers’ houses was agreeable. In Athens I go for a Ravine Walk in a shaded wood with a normally dry stream, the haunt of chattering birds and occasionally enlivened by a group of tortoises.

But I nominate as favourite my Samos Walk from my house to the Archangels’ Chapel, through smallholdings of vines and olives: yesterday a harmless iguana crossed my path – the delightful Orthodox Chapel itself is seldom used but casual visitors like me habitually light a candle there particularly in honour of the Archangel Michael whose icon dominates, though Gabriel and Raphael are also quaintly venerated.

 Pet dogs (10)

My final favourite thing is not a “thing” at all but a vibrant personality and a cherished member of the family. I presently have no pet dog and I rue this deficiency daily; a family is incomplete without a dog and happily a neighbour has a crossbreed Peke and Pomeranian .called Toufa (Tufty) whose antics give us endless pleasure. When we lead a less peripatetic existence we will make this addition to the family.

I have in my time had a West Highland White Terrier, a Yorkie, an Elkhound and a Peke, all splendid companions. An old friend of mine recommends Flat-coated Retrievers but really I prefer a lap-dog whose exercise requirements are modest.

I therefore choose a Yorkshire Terrier. Our old Yorkie was grandly called Wellington (Welly to his friends) and he often occupied a ledge on an upstairs oriel window from which he observed the London street scene with a baleful eye like a Leeds businessman. When I hove into view, returning from my labours in the City, he was transformed, rushing to the door like a bullet, doing handsprings and wagging his tail frantically. What a welcome and what generous affection – he drove away all the cares of the world!  

A Yorkshire Terrier
                          

SMD
25.08.13
Text Copyright ©Sidney Donald 2013
                                       



Monday, August 19, 2013

NATIONAL SELF-DEFENCE





We live in a very dangerous world and in the easy-going West we underestimate these dangers at our peril. I believe we need to raise our guard higher, particularly currently against Militant Islam, a ferocious and fanatical enemy of all our values. International politics is not a gentlemanly, diplomatic game; it is a deadly struggle for survival played out with daily car-bombs and slaughter in Middle Eastern cities, co-ordinated terror attacks on America on 9/11 and murder and mayhem in London on 7/7. Effective response to these threats requires a policy framework and I support “The Three Cs” – Containment, Commonality and Covert Action.

Containment is an old chestnut and was the keystone of the historically very effective US and NATO reaction to Militant Communism from 1946 onwards. A Communist bloc existed, but it was to get no larger. Encroachments into Western Europe, South Korea, Indo-China, Malaysia and the Middle East were to be resisted by backing existing regimes and a cordon sanitaire spun around the seat of infection. After a bitter Cold War, the Soviet bloc and the USSR had collapsed by 1991. If need be, Containment could lead to military intervention – not always successful, as in tragic Vietnam.
  
Dulles, Apostle of Containment
 

Reagan, Victor of Containment

At this time, Containment should see the West supporting General Sisi against the Muslim Brotherhood’s Morsi. A stable, economically functioning Egypt is in our strategic interest. Despite the hand-wringing by Robert Fisk in The Independent about the betrayal of “Democracy” and the selective sympathy of the Left and the tender-hearted in general for the victims of street fighting, those people in Egypt who have a stake in the country recognise the Brotherhood as the menace it has always been since the 1920s. Its suppression, which will inevitably involve bloodshed, is an objective to be pursued with all determination and it is only a matter of time before the Brotherhood is again proscribed and the raucous mobs of ignorant fellahin supporting it are silenced.


The Arab Spring has stimulated many Islamist parties and the West should, as part of Containment, pour resources and treasure into those elements pursuing a broadly secularist agenda in Tunisia, Libya, Iraq, Lebanon and Syria; so too further East in Afghanistan and Pakistan. The cry always goes up that the West is thus “interfering in the internal affairs” of the country in question. Well, we have our own interests to protect and will resist our sworn enemies however we can, accepting that local politics can be many-faceted and obscure.

 
Mohammed Morsi, Islamist Egypt
General Sisi, Secular Egypt
 









                     


Most regimes and probably most of the inhabitants of the Muslim world are not aggressive internationally. There are pariah regimes in Iran, Yemen and Somalia which need constant surveillance and a presumption of evil-intent towards the West. Wealthy Saudi Arabia harbours many of the most deadly enemies of the West and promotes Wahabi medieval values; its financial inter-dependence with the West makes it a special, oddly anachronistic case. Fortunately it is a doughty enemy of Shia Iran, whose nuclear programme must soon be eradicated.


Free movement of people between the Muslim and Western world is an impossible luxury and the visa process should be strenuously thorough and a real obstacle. Troublemakers who slip through the net and get to Britain should be instantly removed on the traditional grounds that “their presence is not conducive to the public good”. This is an executive matter and the past complaints of the fetid swarm of “human rights” lawyers like Cherie Blair and the pompous intervention of judges like Lords Hoffman and Steyn, circumscribing action against terrorism, all add to the argument that the UK should reform its human rights legislation and withdraw from the European Convention on Human Rights. Fortunately energetic Theresa May, current Home Secretary, has pushed forward the deportation of several notorious Islamist agitators including Abu Hamza and Abu Qatada.

Abu Hamza, preacher of Hate

Abu Qatada, roving ambassador for Al-Qaeda
              
Containment of Britain’s own home-grown terrorists is a trickier matter; the perpetrators of the London carnage of 7/7 were all British-born. First stop is the full force of the normally adequate Law. If the Law is ineffective or too slow, the government has other weapons usable in an emergency, most obviously Internment without Trial, with appropriate safeguards. It was used against suspected Irish terrorists, so why not against the Muslim variety? A confined sojourn in the Isle of Man would be salutary, with the more dangerous specimens quarantined somewhere more remote, like St Kilda.


My 2nd “C” is Commonality. This means the rewarding of moves by previously hostile regimes towards what we in the West call “civilised values”. First priority is the rule of law and respect for property and personal rights. Freedom of worship is another requirement, noticeably absent in many Muslim counties. Women’s rights are routinely flouted in the name of religion, not to mention the misery of forced marriages and the obscenity of female circumcision. Progress on the elimination of these practices can earn reciprocal benefits. Pressures of these kind can be very fruitful in changing the face of our erstwhile enemies. Critics will say that the assumption of Western superiority is arrogant and patronising. Well, we are where we are, and the evidence of the lead of the West in technology, in culture, in the creation of wealth and in the establishment of contented societies is frankly overwhelming. The West is far from perfect but let us not allow the mote in our own eye obscure the beam in the eye of our opponents.


The final “C” is Covert Action. Our government has an obligation to defend us in whatever way necessary, without being mealy-mouthed and trying to abide by some notional Marquess of Queensbury Rules. These attacks may be cyber-warfare or old-fashioned subversion of hostile states. Sometimes our enemies simply need to be eliminated and the US deploys its Special Forces and the UK its SAS. The assassination of Saudi Osama Bin Laden by the US is a case in point and the use of unmanned drones to decapitate Al Qaeda’s leadership, including US citizen Anwar al-Awlaki, has been extremely successful. 

Osama Bin Laden, eliminated
Anwar al-Awlaki, eliminated

 

These Covert Action methods probably do not stand up to judicial examination – they are simply illegal under international law. One of history’s baffling mysteries is the failure of Western intelligence agencies to put a bullet into the brains of Hitler and Stalin in the 1930s. “Oh No!” I hear, “that would be shamefully illegal!” Tell that to the Polish officers dragged into the forest at Katyn, the French villagers put up against a wall at Oradour or the Jewish mothers made to face the horrors of Auschwitz. What a vast scale of human suffering would have been averted!


I hope against hope that Cameron and Hague, Obama and Kerry and other Western leaders can be relied upon to resist our enemies with bold initiative and magisterial decisiveness.

SMD
19.08.13
Text Copyright © Sidney Donald 2013