Wednesday, January 27, 2021

LOCKDOWN CHEER

 

I must confess it is rather difficult to keep one’s spirits up during this third Lockdown. 100,000 UK dead, an irresponsible media seizing on every scare-story, political point-scoring by the Imperial pint, the usual cold, wet and windy January weather, are all unfavourable factors likely to depress us. I suppose we could all “Whistle a happy tune”, “Climb every mountain” and “Keep right on to the end of the road” but I doubt if we feel sufficiently heroic at this precise moment.

                                                            The ever-present nightmare

Yet there are bright spots. My lovely wife and I (in our high 70s) were given our first Oxford AstraZeneca jab this week joining 7m others so far and rising fast. This is a great morale-booster though we know we need a second jab to give us real protection. The NHS process was calm and efficient in our civic centre car park – the vaccinations delivered through the car windows. May the UK vaccination programme roll out seamlessly to every adult resident! The moans, groans and arrogant threats from Brussels merely mask her procurement inefficiency and fortify our approval of the Brexit decision.



                    That will do nicely – protection is at hand

Another plus this week was Burns Night, an excuse for all Scots to get dewey-eyed over their incomparable country and its achievements and pie-eyed as they guzzle haggis, neeps and tatties washed down with a whisky or three. We certainly had the MacSween’s haggis (delicious), but I have to admit my rendering of My love is like a Red, Red Rose and later Auld Lang Syne was feebly unmelodious. I was rather upset by Woke Scottish academic demonisation of Rabbie as a seducer of young women (guilty as charged) and as a sympathiser with slavery (very far-fetched). He wrote much lovely poetry, for a’ that.

    Haggis and Burns forever!

In lockdown we read rather a lot, not always of the highest literary standard, but it has not been very cheerful stuff. I am still wading through volume 3 of Hilary Mantel’s Wolf Hall Trilogy, viewing the court of Henry VIII through the eyes of Thomas Cromwell. Mantel invests Cromwell with many attractive human qualities but we know that he is doomed and one day he will await “the sensation of a short, sharp shock, from a cheap and chippy chopper, on a big, black block!” For lighter relief I read a Maigret story by Simenon and a Sicilian Inspector Montalbano story too, rather sad to read the fertile author Andrea Camilleri has gone blind and needs an amanuensis. I have bought, but not yet had the courage to open, Booker Prize winner Shuggie Bain by Douglas Stuart, a heart-breaker about a boy growing up in impoverished, drug-ridden Glasgow. Instead, I have embarked on wholly escapist The Chanel Sisters by Judithe Little, all about the careers in fashion, high society and loves of Coco and her sister Antoinette, so I can keep up with the interests of my lovely wife!

              Thomas Cromwell by Hans Holbein

Really TV should provide a rich diet of entertainment but somehow it has not risen to the challenge. There have been some jewels but the general run has been uninspired. By the way, I did not realise that half the population of the UK is Afro-Caribbean or from the sub-Continent to judge by most advertisements or new series. I understand and support the wish to have an inclusive society but come off it, BBC and ITV, do not grossly distort the mirror of UK life you are holding aloft!

Goodbye and good riddance

A real bonus to the world since January 20, is that President Donald J Trump is history, slinking away in disgrace with future impeachment very possible. The world can breathe anew and we no longer have to read about Trump, his moronic opinions and his ghastly entourage. True, Joe Biden is no plaster saint, but he understands the art and necessity of compromise, a quality much to be valued in our woke-infested politics. I wish him well.

 

SMD

27.01.21

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