Wednesday, April 19, 2023

SPRING MADNESS

  

It must be something in the air. There is much learned talk of dopamine bubbling about in the blood-stream and the normally dead-pan Serbs have a word for it - Vrbopuc (typically unpronounceable), to describe the changes in nature seen in early April. Anyway, Britain is greatly afflicted and most of the rest of the world too – many people have simply gone potty and we sane ones gaze on bewitched, bothered and bewildered. Let me give you belt and braces examples:

1.       J K Rowling, the highly accomplished creator of Harry Potter, was earlier “cancelled”- i.e. denied any academic or media platform even to speak and defend herself, when she denied trans activist claims for special treatment. She concentrated on the birth sex of trans people and stuck to 2 sexes only. Her ungrateful critics included the film actors her works had made famous, Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson, who could not resist jumping on the “woke” green room bandwagon. Happily, the tide seems to be turning against trans-mania and JKR, who has staunch defenders, is becoming more acceptable in trendy media company (Warner Bros are doing a new series and HBO have relented).  But what an unjust episode!



Radcliffe, JKR, Watson et al

2.       Very little of value comes out of devolved governments and a case in point is Wales, which has just announced that forthwith The Brecon Beacons National Park shall be known as Bannau Brycheiniog – don’t even try to pronounce it. A whole smoke-screen of justification has been erected but fundamentally this is an exercise in Welsh-language fanaticism, imposed without consultation by the Cardiff regime. We know The Brecon Beacons to be a lovely part of rural Wales, much farmed and a training ground for the SAS. I hope the general public give the new name and pompous Mark Drakeford (Lab) the proverbial two fingers.

 

3.       Talk of devolved governments inevitably brings us to Scotland, where the SNP regime has fallen into a rank haggis-stew. The sudden departure of ghastly Nicola Sturgeon seems to have uncovered a trail of financial mismanagement. CEO Peter Murrell, husband of Nicola, was briefly arrested and now Treasurer Colin Beattie has been too. The auditors, Johnston Carmichael, resigned in September 2022, but this was never disclosed. Police are investigating what happened to a fundraising of £600k, meant for an independence campaign. There are questions about the ownership of a £110,000 motor-home, said to be an SNP battle-bus, parked at Murrell’s mother’s house. Nothing is clear and Stalinist opacity reigns supreme. Humza Yousaf, Sturgeon’s successor looks out of his depth, the party is in disarray, which suits the Labour and Conservative opposition in Scotland. The reputation of Scotland, alas, is in the mud thanks to this folly.

 

                             


                                                    Some legacy, Nicola!

 

4.        As usual, Ireland is a forum of madness. In the North, Sunak negotiated some improvements on the Irish Protocol (the botched work of Boris) between the UK and EU. Inevitably, this was not accepted by the idiotic hard-line Unionists of the DUP. So, Stormont does not function and inter-communal tensions are high. Into this mess blunders half-awake Joe Biden, wanting to celebrate the anniversary of the Good Friday Agreement, but really to flatter the nationalist Irish vote in the US. He utters his usual gaffes and then cavorts around the Irish Republic in a green orgy of sectarian anti-British prejudice. He is not our friend, but his country often is. There is the grim prospect of Biden running again in 2024 against Trump (OMG!). These geriatric gladiators diminish us all – please America, embrace a younger generation!

 

5.       Then our home-country is not in great shape. Strikes besiege us. We want to relax and enjoy The Grand National at Aintree, but some outfit called Animal Rising pretends to care about the welfare of horses and disrupts the race. The racing community is outraged and the luckless highly-strung horses are greatly upset by these exhibitionists (but we selected 3 places!)

 

                          


                                                Grand National saboteurs

 

Even more bizarre, our home-grown terrorists, under the banner Just Stop Oil, attacked the Crucible in Sheffield, dedicated to unpolitical snooker, in a haze of yellow powder.

 


A noisy, moronic intervention

 

Yet, repellent and sad as these scenes are, I do not believe they are remotely representative of the real United Kingdom. At Easter, with my eldest son joining as my gentle minder, I took the train to my home town of Aberdeen, Scotland and later flew back. Everywhere I encountered civility, efficiency and warmth which revived my faith in our people and our future. Our day will dawn!

 

SMD

18.4.23

Text Copyright © Sidney Donald 2023

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