Saturday, September 30, 2023

THE JOYS OF AUTUMN


It is a time of beauty and completion, of harvests safely gathered in; our bard Keats sang its praises:

Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness!
Close bosom-friend of the maturing sun;
Conspiring with him how to load and bless
With fruit the vines that round the thatch-eves run;
To bend with apples the moss'd cottage-trees,
And fill all fruit with ripeness to the core;

Our gentle idealisation of the season, our rose-tinted-spectacles-view is supported by Harvest Festival displays of homely satisfaction.

 


                                                                    The Richness of Harvest

 

To round off this beautiful moment we can revel in Vivaldi’s Allegro from his Autumn concerto in The Four Seasons:-

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7hGiZ579cs&ab_channel=caballeroh

But we do not have to be too misty-eyed. The reality of a British autumn is lovely enough. I think about the trees in all their full autumnal glory, stately and colourful, their leaves a riot of russet hues carpeting the ground to the delight of children in wellies. I think of dogs snuffling about in canine curiosity and insects digging down in anticipation of cooler nights. We allow woollies to replace cottons, we layer with pullovers and sport tweedy hats, striking scarfs, cosy gloves and robust boots. At last, reaching our warm firesides, sheltering from the rising evening wind outside, we gratefully quaff our lush dark sherry or wee dram of finest Scotch. Heaven!

For Autumn too always seems to me to be a time of celebration and convivial laughter. Church Harvest festivals are perhaps losing their prominence but the laity keep the seasons carefully. Hallowe’en is well observed in Scotland and rural England, Australia and in the USA it is a raucous and lavish celebration, a survival of the Mayflower heritage. How much we loved as schoolchildren “ducking for apples”, playing party games and eating rich fruit cake, and most of all scraping out a raw turnip (tasty, but indigestible) and fashioning a “neep lantern” with slit eyes and toothy jaws to terrify the evil spirits- the American pumpkins are much easier!



                                    Anglophone Halloween

A more adult Autumn celebration is found at the Munich Oktoberfest, part harvest part folk festival. The locals dress up in lederhosen und drindl but that is not obligatory. What is obligatory is to consume substantial quantities of excellent German beer, supplemented by Wurst and to have a jolly, convivial time.



                    Oktoberfest in Munich

Yet these are one-off events and the Autumn treat we are more likely to experience is the casual meeting at the local pub, when a polite chat becomes a more profound conversation and you grow to value the person with whom you are talking and to appreciate new perspectives on how we live. You have made a new friend! Hurrah!

This 2023 Autumn is much fortified by an overflow of sporting events to quicken the pulse. As I write, Europe has made a splendid start to her attempt to win the Ryder Cup golf in Rome, leading 6.5 to 1.5. I hope Europe can keep ahead, though the singles are America’s strong suit. Grand Prix racing and the Cricket World Cup in India will also be gripping – not to mention the World Series Baseball tournament for which the Atlanta Braves are currently favourites.

The most absorbing competition is however the Rugby World Cup in France. Already we have seen many clashes of the Titans, great stuff from Ireland, Wales and Fiji, some gems from my native Scotland, solid games from New Zealand and England – but I put my money on France, the host with all the connected advantages. I expect to see peerless Antoine Dupont raise the trophy, probably playing with a protective face-mask after his fractured cheek injury, captain of a truly formidable French team. Allez France!



            The French captain Antoine Dupont

May you all enjoy a marvellous and mellow Autumn!

SMD

29.09.23

Text copyright © Sidney Donald 2023

Saturday, September 23, 2023

NEEDS SORTING


Our great nation is going through some kind of collective mental and moral breakdown and we need to shake ourselves out of negative attitudes and of what our French friends call Nostalgie de la Boue, the attraction to low-life culture, experience and degradation. How else can we have actually honoured or promoted the careers of such flawed characters as Prince Andrew, Boris Johnson (alas!), Jimmy Savile, Russell Brand or Ghislaine Maxwell – none of them role-models, for sure.


Prince Andrew

Boris Johnson

                                 


                                                            Russell Brand

Behind the personalities, there are serious issues and leadership challenges which need sorting and I list 5 – others will have much longer lists.

(1)    Political Behaviour. Westminster is an undignified bear-garden – far too many MPs (radical boundary changes required) and respect for the neutrality of The Speaker has been greatly damaged by Bercow’s tenure. The adversarial tradition should be modified with different seating arrangements and stronger cross-party committees. The unwritten UK constitution should be respected – prorogation of parliament, for example, to suit the party in power cannot be tolerated. PM’s Question Time needs to be remodelled, as it is uninformative in content and artificial in concept. Government must always be accountable to parliament, but it does not need a bogusly dramatic accompaniment. Perhaps the worst legacy of Boris is that the veracity and integrity of the Prime Minister is no longer a given assumption. Some of the time-honoured flummery of parliament, including The Lords, deserves the too long-delayed dustbin.

 

(2)    The National Health Service. Said to be the 5th largest employer in the world with a payroll of 1.7m people, the NHS is a revered institution, once hardly ever criticized. When Covid struck we were encouraged to give it a clap every week and clang pots and pans in appreciation. But the obvious waste and incompetence displayed eroded confidence and the retreat of GPs from the front line and opportunistic strikes by nurses, junior doctors and senior consultants did not impress the public. The use of unqualified receptionists as gate-keepers, shielding the doctors, was scandalous and the whole edifice is too expensive and bureaucratic to survive without urgent reform. The staff union leaders, mostly extreme Lefties, have destroyed public goodwill. Tales of mis-diagnoses, appallingly bad care in certain hospitals, the Lucy Letby scandal and the past calamity of polluted blood administered to patients (£26bn compensation estimated) further undermines the NHS’s reputation. Vigorous management and focused financial plans would reignite public affection for the NHS.

 

(3)    The Media. Britain has always suffered from her “gutter press”, but now with a Woke-rampant BBC / ITV and rancid social media, the smell from the media drains is overpowering. The lowest common denominator holds sway, with a deeply moronic output and opinions expressed as facts, to which only a tiny minority subscribe. Toxic cancel-culture is everywhere and bias partout. The current Russell Brand imbroglio is a case in point. Brand may well be an insufferable twit and was given too much latitude, but he is not yet a criminal. There must be at this stage a presumption of innocence and still the laws of defamation and contempt of court probably need strengthening (and enforcing, by our abject Police and Judiciary.)

 

                                    




               Rupert Murdoch (92), ruthless arch-agitator                Piers Morgan, his cheerleader

(4)    Devolution and Local Government. If the last 20 years have shown us anything, it is evident that if you give a politician an inch, he will take a mile. The well-meaning devolution experiment has been a disaster and somehow the political clock will have to be put back and devolved powers and privileges drastically reduced. In Scotland, a once proud nation has seen its home reduced to a crime-ridden, drug-guzzling, squalid slum by fanatical leaders obsessed with absurd dreams of “Independence”, when it is one of the most neighbour-dependent states in the world. Wales is another political slum, where nothing works well, while the obtuseness and ignorance of Northern Ireland’s crew are legendary. England itself is not much better with Birmingham going bust and cosmopolitan London rocked by its ill-conceived but woke ULEZ scheme. When local authorities are charged with real responsibility, like the regulation of care homes, they make a spectacular mess of it, employing low-lives who abuse vulnerable patients. Let’s face it, the UK talent pool of competent managers and administrators is alarmingly shallow.

 

(5)    The Watchdogs. A classic solution for the control of powerful institutions is the appointment of an overseeing watchdog, who has the ability to rectify abuses and omissions, and has the power to challenge and monitor those institutions. But these watchdogs are fallible and the question is soon asked: Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? (Who watches the watchmen?). Such watchdogs hover over the City, Education, the Health Service and many other government departments. Their effectiveness is questionable, and while they provide well-paid billets for experienced old hands, they are often far too close to their erstwhile friends and colleagues. Thus recently, charged with investigating whether “de-banking” banking customers for political reasons was widespread, the City watchdog, the FCA, pronounced that they had asked 34 banks and found no evidence that anyone had been “primarily” de-banked for political reasons. This flies in the face of widespread publicity given to the struggle of Brexiteer Nigel Farage to retain his Coutts Bank account and the subsequent resignation of the CEO of NatWest, the owner of Coutts, when clear evidence emerged. Another mess – as we Scotsmen say, “There’s none so deaf as those who do not want to hear!”

A heavy agenda of Reform is suggested in this piece, unlikely to be completed in my lifetime. But I suggest that the powers-that-be start down the hard and treacherous road now!

 

SMD

21.09.23

Text copyright © Sidney Donald 2023

Friday, August 18, 2023

AMERICAN PROS AND CONS

 

I am into my 5th of a 6-week holiday in America, hosted by my wonderfully kind son, who is making his career here. I have been in the US a number of times previously but it is a wide and colourful canvas and I may not fathom accurately the wide divergence between her people, geographically, racially or in  their aspirations. As a Brit, I tend to apply British standards, not always appropriately, and as an 81-year-old, my world-view is unlikely to be entirely in tune with much modern thinking. So be warned, take my views with a generous pinch of salt!

We cannot be other than impressed by the material prosperity of America. The laden shopping malls, the spacious, well-maintained houses, gardens and parks, the untold thousands of new electric cars and the confident, voluble citizens speak of a society at ease with itself and attractive to other nations. In city centres the office blocks tower above, restaurants and cafés galore with all the accoutrements of a dynamic mega-consumer society. Life is great for those securely employed, healthy, reasonably educated and with the energy to participate in The American Dream.

The fate of those who have none of these things is more uncertain. Money makes the World go around may be a Liza Minelli/Joel Grey song from Cabaret in 1930s Berlin but it could be equally appropriate anywhere in 2023 USA. America could afford, but does not have, a comprehensive Welfare State – there is piecemeal provision for the poor and needy but many slip between the cracks, often rural whites, blacks and Latinos.



                                                Minelli and Grey cynically make money go around

The feeling against the welfare state in the USA is long-established and quite definitively ideological. Pre- and Post-war Europe embraced state welfarism and the power and size of their central governments grew substantially. But the cost also grew substantially, and governments like the UK’s were seen to struggle under the burden – the American response was to stay clear and rely on private insurance provision and only reluctantly consent to some rudimentary Federal commitment. Vested interests, in the shape of a highly prosperous medical profession, Big Pharma, huge private pension funds, vast insurance combines, have grown up and hardly any US legislators dare to defy them and insist they serve participants in the gig economy and the underclass too. The universe these interests do serve are what we Brits call “the prosperous middle classes”, a lucrative market, unlikely to be disturbed.

Yet, for all its inequities, the US economy is a huge global success story. At $26.8 trillion, it accounts by itself for about 25% of world GDP and only China at $19.3 tr. comes anywhere near, and former stars Japan $4.4 tr, Germany $4.3 tr., India $3.7tr., UK $3.1tr.and France $2.9tr lag well behind. The per capita lead is equally impressive with :

USA                 $80,000 per capita

Canada              $52,000

Germany          $51,000

UK                   $46,000

France               $44,000

Japan                 $35,000

China                 $13,000

India                    $2,000

States with huge populations are held back by the sheer weight of mouths to feed and people to employ, with the notable exception of the USA!

It would be neat if we could ascribe America’s good fortune to its good government but the facts tell us otherwise. Despite a historically admired Constitution and a delicate framework respecting Federal and States rights, America is a sadly polarised nation. Finding any kind of consensus between the warring factions and interest groups is a Herculean Labour, only resolvable with, effectively, bribes and crude “pork barrel” corruption. With a politicised judiciary, partisan causes can get plenty leverage and notions of cross-party cooperation get scant support. Relations between Democrat and Republican at the Federal level are poisonous, there is hardly even an agreed agenda and coherent democratic debate is notably obstructed. Sometimes a little wisdom shines through, but we have to go back to January 1961 to admire Eisenhower’s farewell presidential address when he warned the nation: “We must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence by the military-industrial complex”- still highly relevant, as the world teeters regularly on the edge of war. In our age of AI, pandemic and huge scientific progress, Ike’s other warning was equally prophetic: “We should be alert to the danger that public policy could become the captive of a scientific-technological elite”.

We in the West are moving on from our old religions and our traditional deference. We are in danger of becoming money-worshippers, basically knowing in Oscar Wilde’s words the price of everything and the value of nothing. A sad fate for the civilised!

Americans are a highly articulate people and much good flows when people talk together in a civil fashion. Divisions can be overcome, policies can be agreed and the stridently bitter neutralised. It is a cliché to say there is strength in unity and happiness in working in a common cause – but I will say it!

America naturally has the problems of all developed nations and yet the world should pay tribute to its great virtues and give thanks for its unremitting historic and contemporary generosity!

 

SMD

18.8.23

Text copyright © Sidney Donald 2023

Thursday, July 27, 2023

AN OLD PROFESSION


Becoming “a professional man” is a classic bourgeois ambition, hence the torrent of doctors, bankers, lawyers, economists, statisticians, scientists et al emanating from our universities, graduates of wildly differing quality and attainment. The professional classes are indeed a keystone in our society and we rejoice when they perform competently and effectively. Yet their exalted status is not always deserved and some have a condescending attitude towards the laity. They can take themselves too seriously and their bubble needs a regular pricking.

I will be concentrating on the Law and the legal profession, for years the most influential and powerful pillar of the Establishment. In England, the ladder starts with the modest solicitor, although senior solicitors can be very significant players, rises to the court-pleading barrister, who may eventually “take silk” as a Kings Counsel (KC) and may become a judge, even a judge of the Supreme Court and a “Law Lord,” giving membership during his tenure of the august, if anachronistic, House of Lords.  Many seek to make a career in this ubiquitous profession and many have done very well out of it, thank you very much.

                     

Lord Brougham

  


                                                                       Sir Charles Dilke

A prominent lawyer in the 19th century was Henry Brougham, founder of The Edinburgh Review, adviser and advocate of Queen Caroline, tireless campaigner, notably against slavery and for extension of the voting franchise. He was Lord Chancellor (1830-34) but his behaviour was not always dignified; he paid blackmail money to avoid being named as a client in the memoirs of the notorious harlot, Harriette Wilson (the braver Duke of Wellington had said Publish and be damned!) Brougham was also said to be roaring drunk, fully robed, at Musselburgh Races. He ended his days in Cannes, a spa he effectively founded.

Another lawyer, called to the Bar in 1866 but never practising, was Sir Charles Dilke, a Radical Liberal heavily involved in the 1885 extension of the franchise to agricultural labourers. Dilke was reckoned as being Gladstone’s most likely successor, but was ruined by a scandal surrounding his divorce – he had seduced his mother-in-law and, on another occasion, invited the maid to make a threesome. The popular prints accused him of “every vile French vice” – O Mon Dieu!

Some lawyers in the 20th century were the acme of respectability, HH Asquith, (Prime Minister 1908-16), for example, but he was rather a snob and a toff, coining the elitist phrase – “that ineffable air of effortless superiority that so distinguishes a Balliol man”. His successor, David Lloyd George (Prime Minister 1916-22) was a humble Welsh solicitor, a Liberal Radical, opponent of the Boer War, author of the Peoples Budget of 1909, which led to the curbing of the powers of the House of Lords. His dynamism made a large contribution to Britain’s ultimate victory in World War 1. But Lloyd George was a serial womaniser, installing both wife and mistress simultaneously at No 10 and well deserving his nickname “The Goat” until he died in 1945.



                             Asquith and Lloyd George

In the inter-war years there were certainly two remarkable lawyers. Sir William Joynson-Hicks (always known as “Jix”) was a crusading Home Secretary in the 1920s. He had a particular aversion to London night-clubs - an American import – and he shut them down regularly as supposed places of vice. He also persecuted “Bolsheviks” and drove communists underground. He was an Evangelical Anglican Tory and led the eloquent opposition in Parliament to the revision of the venerable Book of Common Prayer in a debate of the highest standard. Jix won, but the revision was introduced nonetheless as the authority of Parliament over the Church in such matters was unclear. Jix was laughably illiberal.


Jix

   
F. E. 

A more likeable fellow was F.E. Smith, Lord Birkenhead. A brilliant barrister, he became Lord Chancellor in 1919 and in Tory ministries thereafter until 1929. A fervent Unionist, he was in the team negotiating the creation of the Irish Free State. As Chancellor, Birkenhead completely overhauled the Law of Property and improved the legal position of married women. He was a heavy imbiber and it was his regular habit on walking home from the Carlton Club to use the toilet at The Athenaeum, whose denizens included many bishops and academic writers. Birkenhead was not a member. The Club Secretary remonstrated one night with Birkenhead who replied in feigned innocence: “I had no idea you were a Gentleman’s Club as well!”

The Law took some time to shed its wartime authoritarianism in the post-war years. Labour appointed as Lord Chief Justice Rayner Goddard who held this office 1946-58. Goddard was a diehard hanging and flogging judge, revered by the criminal Bar, but thought prejudiced by others. Creepily, his clerk/valet confided, after Goddard’s death, that whenever Goddard donned the black cap conferring the death sentence, he would ejaculate into his pin-striped trousers and have to be re-dressed. Clearly, if true, his motivations were not simply legal! His associates were similarly two-faced, Sir David Maxwell-Fyfe, later Lord Kilmuir, had been a prosecutor at Nuremberg and a dynamic reformer of the Tory party, but as Home Secretary (1951-54) he embarked upon a crusade to persecute homosexuals, thought regressive even then. His Attorney-General was Sir Reginald Manningham-Buller, aptly nicknamed “Bullying-Manner”.

Lord Goddard
  

Lord Kilmuir

It is with some relief that we enter the more tolerant age of Butler, MacMillan, Wilson and Roy Jenkins, all of whom initiated belated social and legal reforms. In my native Scotland, the first First Minister since 1707 was clever if caustic Glasgow solicitor Donald Dewar. His recent successor, is also a small-time solicitor, Nicola Sturgeon, married to erstwhile SNP chief executive Peter Murrell. Both are involved in a current imbroglio about missing funds, the ownership of a campaign bus and the truth of past denials. No charges have been laid, so I am happy to state that both are pure as the driven snow.

All the above demonstrates that the Law is an absorbing profession and that lawyers, like us all, often have feet of clay. He who is without sin, cast the first stone!


Donald Dewar

 
Nicola Sturgeon and Peter Murrell                                 

PS. Lest other professions revel in self-righteous congratulation, a quick glance at two others.

-          The banking profession has egg all over its face with the Farage/Coutts/ NatWest scandal of deeply-ingrained and malign Wokery and elementary breaches of client confidentiality.

-          The medical profession is unlikely to smell of roses after the Covid Enquiry starts to report on its readiness and competence in dealing with the epidemic.

 

SMD

27.07.23

Text Copyright © Sidney Donald 2023

Monday, July 3, 2023

 

ALL THINGS BRIGHT AND BEAUTIFUL

I was engaged recently in the melancholy duty of “de-cluttering” our Athens house, which is a polite description for removing all my accumulated nostalgia, cherished but underused furniture, dated objects of various sorts and all those things the family consider Mum and Dad’s old tat. I made a habit of buying a guide book/brochure of places I had visited in Britain and Europe and they occupied shelves and shelves. They were long unread and indeed untouched, so they had to be dumped in the communal skip, (though I kept back a handful) - to the relief of the family and the house could breathe again!


An organized De-clutter

This exercise stimulated thoughts about how we follow our interests and travel to odd places, maybe away from the beaten track. I have had friends whose love of spectator sport has made them globetrotters. They cross continents to see a rugby or cricket test-match and World Cups trigger off a frenzy of enthusiasm – often soon disappointed – as they moon about venues in Japan, South Africa or Sochi.

Other friends were fanatical anglers and tiring of the imperishably gentle joys of the rivers Dee, Don or Ythan in my native Scotland, they pursued rod-stressing rainbow trout in New Zealand or sockeye salmon in Alaska, competing perilously with ravenous brown bears!


The open banks of the Ythan

For my part, on starting to work in London, my interests were first stimulated by David Piper’s excellent Companion Guide to London (1964) and by John Betjeman’s writings on the City of London Churches. Piper extolled the virtues of The Wallace Collection and Rococo art, while Betjeman introduced me to the joys of church-visiting, an unexpected activity for a then-militant card-carrying atheist!



                                              Fragonard’s The Swing, the essence of Rococo



St Bartholomew the Great, City of London

Church visiting took me all over England, guided especially by sage Alec Clifton-Taylor and soon introduced me to many splendours in Europe. One of my favourites is The Adoration of the Mystic Lamb by the van Eyck brothers in St Bavo’s, Ghent, an astonishing altarpiece, replete with medieval devotion.



 

Jan and Hubert van Eyck’s Ghent Altarpiece (1432) 

My pursuit of Rococo drew me to what became my favourite Rococo church, Ottobeuren Abbey;

Resplendent Ottobeuren in Bavaria, South Germany

On entering Ottobeuren for the first time, I was literally rooted to the spot. Elaborate statues of saints, fine proportions, the whole place exuding praise, joy and celebration. Other beauties in this area include Die Wies and Vierzehnheiligen, unmissable pilgrimage shrines.

Greece had not figured on my radar in my callow youth. Then I married the lovely Grecian goddess Betty in 1969 and I have visited (and even lived in) Greece every year since. Although I love the many ravishing Classical sculptures and sites like the Acropolis and Delphi, I became particularly interested in Byzantium and its legacy. The celebrated Christ the All-Judging (Pantocrator) in the monastery of Daphni, near Athens, underlines the unforgiving nature of Byzantine theology. But oddly, the finest Byzantine site outside Constantinople itself is in the former outpost of Ravenna, Northern Italy, where churches and mausoleums have been lovingly preserved.


Pantocrator at Daphni

  

                                                   Mosaic, San Vitale, Ravenna

 You may think I am a modern fellow – I dress like any 80-year-old and I confess to drinking the in-cocktail this summer, Aperol Spritz, and enjoying it. But my passions are mainly medieval, leavened by some Rococo frivolities, and no amount of de-cluttering will eliminate those memories from my eternally grateful mind.

 

SMD

3.07.23

Text copyright © Sidney Donald 2023

 

Saturday, June 17, 2023

FAREWELL TO BORIS

 

I was and remain an enthusiastic supporter of Brexit and have awaited good news on that vital front since 2016. The good news pickings have been sadly sparse and yet advocated by Boris, supported by Boris in governments in which he has held high office, and finally a central pillar in his own government from 2019 to 2022, “getting Brexit done” has been Boris’ repeated mantra ever since. An imperfect Brexit deal was eventually done with a botched Northern Ireland protocol, but Boris’ government lost its momentum, and later Boris blotted his copybook with misleading Covid statements and it has all turned to ashes. He long ago was eased out of the Tory Leadership following various scandals and a mass resignation of his ministers.  Boris has now resigned his parliamentary seat amid complaints of a “witch-hunt” (à la Trump). He talks of returning but, frankly, I think that highly unlikely. I have no stomach for kicking a former hero when he is down. Mind you, his own hero Winston Churchill was in the wilderness for 8 years - so you never quite know.



             Boris at bay

His rise and fall embrace a sad story of inspiration, apotheosis, failure and arrogance. Born into a rather exotic well-connected liberal family then resident in the US, Boris thrived at Eton and Balliol, Oxford, reading Classics (he got a 2nd) becoming President of the Union. He was not universally popular or admired but on coming down in 1986, he became a Times and later Telegraph correspondent, based in Brussels. Re-reading his journalistic anthology Have I got Views for You, reminded me of how amusing, thought-provoking and (that much misused word) “brilliant” Boris’ writing could be. Although most of it was written in his bantering manner, he certainly got about, meeting the principal actors in the Middle East, the EU, Yugoslavia and the USA, building up a reputation and a following. He often quarrelled with his editors and his enemies thought him superficial and even racialist, but I found him exuberant.

Inevitably Boris entered politics, winning a seat in 2001, editing The Spectator and entering the shadow cabinet. In 2008 he won the London mayoralty from Labour and had two terms until 2016. London had been considered hostile to Tories but Boris’ populist approach had much appeal. He was always controversial and his eye for the ladies had become notorious, but broadly his London stint was a major success (he had the good luck to host the Olympics in 2012).

On returning to Westminster, he decided to defy David Cameron and support the Brexit cause. Boris, Michael Gove and Nigel Farage were the leading lights in the “Yes” Campaign though Dominic Cummings dominated the backroom. On the resignation of Cameron, Boris was expected to succeed him, but Gove suddenly withdrew his support saying Boris was unfit for the Tory leadership. Boris withdrew and the baleful Theresa May became Prime Minister for almost 3 years. May made Boris Foreign Secretary, later she lost seats in a snap election and there was a hung parliament with the Tory government frustrated by its lack of a reliable majority, a solid pro-Europe SNP bloc, a feeble Labour party under appalling Jeremy Corbyn and a highly partisan and hostile Speaker in John Bercow. Theresa May was eased out and Boris won the leadership in Spring 2019, followed by many parliamentary manoeuvres of dubious legality. A general election took place in December 2019 resulting in an 80-seat majority for the Tories, a rich reward for Boris’ vigorous campaigning. The UK formally left the EU, warming the hearts of many Eurosceptic Tories like me.

Boris was triumphant but almost immediately his luck turned for the worse. A Covid epidemic, bubbling about in China for some months smashed into an unprepared UK and Europe. With no vaccine many died, and Boris himself was struck down, and only narrowly survived. The first of 4 national lockdowns were announced soon after, which remain highly controversial. The early 2 lockdowns had draconian limits on personal movements, badly affecting business gatherings, industrial working, children, teaching and leisure pursuits including spectator sports. They were imposed on the recommendation of the “expert” Sage committee. Industry and the economy were curbed mercilessly. Economic activity dwindled and ruinously expensive subsidy schemes had to be cobbled together; “work from home”, a poor substitute for “working with your peers”, was the fate of schoolchildren, students, new entrants to the jobs market, most office workers and even medical professionals. Many careers were completely derailed. Without much thought for his bourgeois electoral base, Boris enforced petty regulations with some severity; family life was made difficult and there was suffering and unhappiness. This would be bearable if everyone pulled together, but it later emerged that Boris and his retinue, and many senior Whitehall figures, often ignored the new legal rules. This was the origin of “Partygate”.

Which brings us to Boris’ character. His motto seemed to echo Rhett Butler’s words from Gone with the Wind; “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn!” That is all very well in a chippy new member but it is not ministerial language nor the idiom of a prime minister. Boris is of course a privileged toff but his voters do not care for senior politicians who bed-hop blatantly, who dress like an unmade bed, who ignore hallowed custom and tradition, favour their cronies and denigrate the House of Commons.

His government was also blown off course by the Russian invasion of Ukraine (where at least he helped resist evil) and by the subsequent energy dislocations, followed by rampant inflation (which even the Bank of England failed to foresee). The Partygate inquest took a long time to mature, but all the time Boris had blustered that he was faultless, statements which many realised were Porkie Pies (aka lies). It all surfaced and came to a crisis in June 2022 when he hopelessly defended a groping Tory whip called Pincher, and his cabinet and other supporters could not support him any longer. He lingered on the back benches but The Privileges Committee produced a scathing report in June 2023 finding that he had indeed repeatedly lied to the House and tried to undermine committee members. Before any punishment was meted out, Boris fled ignominiously to civilian life.

A mea culpa from me. For some time, I have supported Boris in my blogs, often in a very partisan fashion. I was deceived and now feel let down. My critical faculties did not work logically and I maintained my support for Boris much too long. I should have spotted “a bad ‘un” much earlier. I unreservedly apologise to all my friends and readers.

 

SMD

17.06.23

Text copyright © Sidney Donald 2023

Tuesday, June 6, 2023

POETIC DICTION

 

One of the many joys of reading English literature is to revel in “poetic diction”, that high-flown style of writing or speaking, which arrests by its rhythms, its aptness and its imaginative range. In our rich literature, there are many exponents of this style, mainly recognised poets, and I share with you some of my favourites, to supplement those of my readers. My selection is conventional - many are ”golden oldies” which have delighted us for centuries.

1.       Geoffrey Chaucer (1340-1400)

Whan that Aprille with his shoures soote,

The droghte of March hath perced to the roote,

And bathed every veyne in swich licóur

Of which vertú engendred is the flour;

Whan Zephirus eek with his swete breeth

Inspired hath in every holt and heeth

The tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne

Hath in the Ram his halfe cours y-ronne,

And smale foweles maken melodye,

That slepen al the nyght with open ye,

So priketh hem Natúre in hir corages,

Thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrimages,

 

(from the Prologue to the Canterbury Tales 1387)

 

Unfamiliar vocabulary, eccentric spelling, obscure meanings were enough to send a schoolboy a-quiver with apprehension, but after some robust teaching, and with access to a glossary, he quickly gave the passage a grin of recognition and set out on the road of moving through middle English to the modern language.

 

2. Thomas Cranmer (1469-1556)

 

We have erred, and strayed from thy ways like lost sheep. We have followed too much the devices and desires of our own hearts.

We have left undone those things which we ought to have done; And we have done those things which we ought not to have done; And there is no health in us

And grant, O most merciful Father, for his sake; That we may hereafter live a godly, righteous, and sober life.

And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive them that trespass against us.

Glory be to the Father, and to the Son: and to the Holy Ghost; As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be: world without end. Amen.

(From The Book of Common Prayer, revised 1662)

Prose, of course, and devotional, but I call it Poetic Prose.

3.    William Shakespeare (1564-1616)

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,

Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,

To the last syllable of recorded time;

And all our yesterdays have lighted fools

The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,

That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,

And then is heard no more. It is a tale

Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,

Signifying nothing.

 

From Macbeth

 

Who would fardels bear, to grunt and sweat under a weary life, but that the dread of something after death, The undiscovered country from whose bourn No traveller returns, puzzles the will and makes us rather bear those ills we have Than fly to others that we know not of? Thus, conscience does make cowards of us all, and thus the native hue of resolution Is sicklied o’er with the pale cast of thought, and enterprises of great pith and moment with this regard their currents turn awry and lose the name of action.

 

From Hamlet

Our revels now are ended. These our actors,

As I foretold you, were all spirits and

Are melted into air, into thin air:

And, like the baseless fabric of this vision,

The cloud-capp’d towers, the gorgeous palaces,

The solemn temples, the great globe itself,

Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve

And, like this insubstantial pageant faded,

Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff

As dreams are made on, and our little life

Is rounded with a sleep.

 

From The Tempest

 

Poetic Diction in all its glory!

 

 

 

4.      John Donne (1572-1631)

 

If some king of the earth have so large an extent of dominion, in North, and South, as that he hath Winter and Summer together in his dominions, so large an extent East and West, as that he hath day and night together in his dominions, much more hath God mercy and judgment together: He brought light out of darkness, not out of a lesser light; he can bring thy Summer out of Winter, though thou hast no Spring? though in the ways of fortune, or understanding, or conscience, thou have been benighted till now, wintered and frozen, clouded and eclipsed, damped and benumbed, smothered and stupefied till now - now God comes to thee, not as in the dawning of the day, not as in the bud of the spring, but as the Sun at noon to illustrate all shadows, as the sheaves in harvest, to fill all penuries. All occasions invite his mercies.

 

(From sermon preached at St Paul’s Christmas Day 1624)

 

Donne’s peroration is one of the glories of our language.

5.      Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1771-1834)

But oh that deep romantic chasm which slanted
Down the green hill athwart a cedarn cover!
A savage place! as holy and inchanted
As e'er beneath a waning moon was haunted
By woman wailing for her demon-lover!
And from this chasm, with ceaseless turmoil seething,
As if this earth in fast thick pants were breathing,
A mighty fountain momently was forced:
Amid whose swift half-intermitted Burst
Huge fragments vaulted like rebounding hail,
Or chaffy grain beneath the thresher's flail:
And mid these dancing rocks at once and ever
It flung up momently the sacred river.
Five miles meandering with a mazy motion
Through wood and dale the sacred river ran,
Then reached the caverns measureless to man,
And sank in tumult to a lifeless ocean:
And 'mid this tumult Kubla heard from far
Ancestral voices prophesying war!

     The shadow of the dome of pleasure
     Floated midway on the waves;
     Where was heard the mingled measure
     From the fountain and the caves.
It was a miracle of rare device,
A sunny pleasure-dome with caves of ice!

(From Kubla Khan 1816)

Coleridge’s visions may have been opiate-assisted – they possess great power nonetheless.

6.      William Wordsworth (1770-1850)

Then sing, ye Birds, sing, sing a joyous song!

                      And let the young Lambs bound

                      As to the tabor's sound!

We in thought will join your throng,

                      Ye that pipe and ye that play,

                      Ye that through your hearts to-day

                      Feel the gladness of the May!

What though the radiance which was once so bright

Be now for ever taken from my sight,

                Though nothing can bring back the hour

Of splendour in the grass, of glory in the flower;

                      We will grieve not, rather find

                      Strength in what remains behind;

                      In the primal sympathy

                      Which having been must ever be;

                      In the soothing thoughts that spring

                      Out of human suffering;

                      In the faith that looks through death,

In years that bring the philosophic mind.

And O, ye Fountains, Meadows, Hills, and Groves,

Forebode not any severing of our loves!

Yet in my heart of hearts I feel your might;

I only have relinquished one delight

To live beneath your more habitual sway.

I love the Brooks which down their channels fret,

Even more than when I tripped lightly as they;

The innocent brightness of a new-born Day

                      Is lovely yet.

 

(From Intimations of Immortality 1807)

 

To my mind, Wordsworth’s Poetic Diction surpasses all others.

 

 

7.      John Keats (1795-1821)

 

Much have I travell'd in the realms of gold,

And many goodly states and kingdoms seen;

Round many western islands have I been

Which bards in fealty to Apollo hold.

Oft of one wide expanse had I been told

That deep-brow'd Homer ruled as his demesne;

Yet did I never breathe its pure serene

Till I heard Chapman speak out loud and bold:

Then felt I like some watcher of the skies

When a new planet swims into his ken;

Or like stout Cortez when with eagle eyes

He star'd at the Pacific—and all his men

Look'd at each other with a wild surmise—

Silent, upon a peak in Darien.

 

(From On First looking into Chapman’s Homer 1816)

 

Keats’ Odes are unsurpassed but the above is very striking.

 

 

8.      Lord George Byron (1780-1824)

 

THE isles of Greece! the isles of Greece
    Where burning Sappho loved and sung,
Where grew the arts of war and peace,
    Where Delos rose, and Phoebus sprung!
Eternal summer gilds them yet,
But all, except their sun, is set.

The Scian and the Teian muse,
    The hero’s harp, the lover’s lute,
Have found the fame your shores refuse:
    Their place of birth alone is mute
To sounds which echo further west
Than your sires’ ‘Islands of the Blest’.

The mountains look on Marathon—
    And Marathon looks on the sea;
And musing there an hour alone,
    I dream’d that Greece might still be free;
For standing on the Persians’ grave,
I could not deem myself a slave.

My chosen quote is an 1819 patriotic call for Greek independence and Byron, like me, was brought up in Aberdeen and even went to my same primary school. Some alumnus!

9.      Percy Bysshe Shelley (1792-1822)

To suffer woes which Hope thinks infinite;
To forgive wrongs darker than death or night;
To defy Power, which seems omnipotent;
To love, and bear; to hope till Hope creates
From its own wreck the thing it contemplates;
Neither to change, not falter, nor repent;
This, like thy glory, Titan, is to be
Good, great and joyous, beautiful and free;
This is alone Life, Joy, Empire, and Victory

 

(From Prometheus Unbound 1820)

 

Shelley was a committed radical and this inspiring passage proclaims his hopes.

 

 

10.  W. B. Yeats (1868-1939)

I will arise and go now, and go to Innisfree,
And a small cabin build there, of 
clay and wattles made;
Nine bean rows will I have there, a hive for the honey bee,
And live alone in the bee-loud 
glade.

And I shall have some peace there, for peace comes dropping slow,
Dropping from the veils of the morning to where the cricket sings;
There midnight's all a glimmer, and noon a purple glow,
And evening full of the linnet's wings.

I will arise and go now, for always night and day
I hear lake water lapping with low sounds by the shore;
While I stand on the roadway, or on the pavements grey,
I hear it in the deep heart's core.

(The Lake Isle of Innisfree 1890)

Yeats survived into my century and his lovely poem is still widely admired. Some of his native Irish disparage it, as hackneyed and over-familiar, but I remain moved by its language and its emotive images.

I hope my selection appeals to my readers. I already hear some critics who may complain it is “male, stale and pale, “but no lady, person of colour or youngster has yet produced diction of comparable quality, although there must be an abundance of talent.

Meanwhile, take immense pride in our profound literary and cultural heritage – as a final bonne bouche I attach a video of “Jerusalem” – a great poem by William Blake and a great 1916 anthem by Sir Hubert Parry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1x8wouy3mE&ab_channel=RoyalChoralSoc

 

SMD

6.6.23

Text Copyright ©Sidney Donald 2023