Sunday, November 28, 2021

MELTDOWN

 


It has been a very frustrating period of Covid concerns, Brexit bickering, cross-Channel catastrophe and climate hand-wringing; we were at least hoping that Covid was being stopped in its tracks here by the vaccination campaign. Then out-of-the-blue, a perilous new Covid variant from South Africa has emerged from its sinister lair quite likely to torpedo many of our plans and hopes for Christmas and the New Year. Continental Europe, already struggling with a Covid winter wave, has reported a case in Belgium. Inevitably the variant will spread to us in the UK, perhaps hidden in a consignment of sprouts or luxury chocs. Let’s hope it will not prove as virulent as some fear and we are not back to square one – what a thought! Prof Chris Whitty soothingly urges calm - Don’t Panic!



                                      Our new South African friend – the Omicron variant

With all these heavy matters, there has been little in the way of comic relief. I suppose Boris’ speech to the CBI, with his desperate monologue on the merits of Peppa Pig, qualifies as some kind of (tragi)comedy. Boris had lost the place but one wonders if there is a streak of, let us say, instability in his exotic make-up. He certainly lacks the gravitas we normally expect of our politicians and if he has also lost his knack of keeping the electorate spellbound, then his future is indeed bleak. Yet at his best, Boris is an effective negotiator, a vote-winning asset and a popular comic turn.    

                                               

                  Tory Mascot Peppa Pig

The pandemic has pulverized social life and I was particularly happy I was able to take a train to London last week and meet 7 old friends over a convivial pub lunch after almost 2 years absence. We were older, if not wiser, and one of our company, with whom I heartily agreed, raised the tricky question of colour balance on TV. He reckoned a completely false view was being fed to the young by TV adverts and TV programmes. In almost every advert, a family of people of colour is featured, eating cereals, walking down a village street or buying furniture. In itself there is nothing objectionable about this, and the dignity and recognition of all citizens is crucial, but a visitor from outer space might conclude that at least half (probably more) of the population of the UK was of colour and that whites were in a minority. In fact, England and Wales are 86% white with 9% Asian and 5% Afro-Caribbean. Scotland is 96% white, so together the true picture is wholly different from the one projected by the media. I think it is important to get this narrative right.



Lloyds Bank’s version of its typical Britain

Moreover, I do not believe Britain needs to be at all defensive about its record of tolerance and inclusivity. Britain is in many ways a role model of diversity. It welcomes hundreds of thousands of Europeans as workers. It has allowed substantial immigration from the Commonwealth creating vibrant communities in many British cities, Asians in Bradford, Bangladeshis in Tower Hamlets, Caribbeans in Brixton, Indians in Southall – hundreds of ethnic concentrations all over the land. More to the point, Britain’s political life has been enriched by these communities - senior positions being held by British Indians Rishi Sunak, Priti Patel and Alok Sharma, Pakistani Sadiq Khan and Sajid Javid and Iraqi Nadhim Zahawi. The UK remains a land of opportunity, as the flocks of illegal migrants prove.

While we have been subject to mainly Muslim terrorist attack, inter-communal relations here are generally cordial and we have none of the ingrained racial prejudice which so disfigures the otherwise civilised societies of the USA, Italy and France. The UK is not perfect, but it has plenty of which it is rightly proud.

SMD

28.11.21

Text Copyright Sidney Donald 2021

Wednesday, November 10, 2021

UNEASY TIMES

 

UNEASY TIMES

Somehow, I had optimistically hoped for a gentler transition from the post-Brexit and the post-Covid era to a new season of goodwill amongst all men. The last weeks have been sadly disillusioning – snappy internal conflicts and an atmosphere of enmity towards Britain from the usual suspects but also from once-cherished friends. While we are beset by external problems, I have to admit that the Tory government I support has not performed with the competence I would expect, adding to my own feelings of unease and disappointment.

So, what has gone wrong with Boris? Boris has been a vote-winner extraordinaire, the darling not only of the comfortable parlours of the true-blue Home Counties but the hero also in the gritty hearts of aspirational Midlanders and striving Northerners. Yorkshiremen have unbent, Geordies have cheered and Lancashire has embraced the WI, jam-making and Jerusalem. These great achievements are in some danger of melting away in the current malaise.



                Boris in a vacant pose

Boris is often his own worst enemy. That spluttering caricature of a heedless Old Etonian which normally so enchants the voters, hides an acute political brain who understands the EU and the world in general. He is less sure-footed in Westminster, whose procedures bore him or in Scotland where he does not play well with chip-on-the-shoulder Nationalists (viz. Anglophobes), who there abound. Boris is a get-up-and-go character who does not take kindly to stubborn opposition and can be ruthless. But he has a tin ear to the cautious feelings of many Brits – caution about relations with the EU, caution about the fight against Covid, caution about upsetting the conventions of Parliament.

Consequently, fishing disputes with the EU, torrid arguments about the Northern Ireland Protocol, scandals about defending Owen Paterson, acrimony over the role of MPs, turn off an electorate who just want these matters to be settled quietly and diplomatically in the time-honoured British way. We do not want too much drama from our politicians – we already have actors and players enough.

Boris has been shooting from the hip and that is fine when it comes to defying tin-pot Napoleon Macron, determined to “punish” us for Brexit, sinister Putin and fanatical Sturgeon. He may even have to nudge old Joe Biden from his slumbers and put his hat straight about the follies of impossible (and economically disastrous) carbon zero targets.

Of course, the COP26 jamboree in Glasgow has given a platform to every oddball and crackpot in the universe and, as expected, the guff emanating from this dire UN event has bemused and depressed most observers. We have had to endure St Barack Obama virtue-signalling ponderously, Sir David Attenborough wringing his wokeish hands and pronouncing eloquently and idolised Greta Thunberg regaling the Glasgow mob with “You can shove your climate crisis up your arse” to the classic Scots tune of “Ye canna push your Granny off a bus”- surely a low-point in the proceedings!

               

                                                                Greta in full voice

COP26 is well-meaning and the effort to lower emissions is laudable but with China, Russia and Brazil disengaged, any worthwhile global agreement is far away.

Shaking off Covid remains a challenge. Dismaying numbers refuse to be jabbed and restrictions may easily be tightened. The non-vaxxers rights (to spread the pandemic) will surely be curbed, to noisy, and possibly violent, protest.

Boris’ government has the talent to perform better and needs to get a grip on these thorny problems. It should turn its combative instincts towards deserving targets and run a clean ship. It must avoid charges of “Tory Sleaze” and its sources of financial support need to be properly vetted. Millionaires inhabiting tax havens are suspected of many sins and should be supped with using a very long spoon!

 

SMD

10.11.21

Text copyright © Sidney Donald 2021