Thursday, January 19, 2023

LITERARY REFLECTIONS

 

Even for a sedentary and inactive old cove like me, it has not been possible to escape the furore surrounding Spare, the memoir of Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, whose romantic wooing of Meghan Markle, the US TV actress, initially entranced the nation. Sadly, the public love affair with the couple sprung a leak when news emerged of trouble upstairs between the Sussexes and the rest of the family but notably with The Queen, Prince Charles (now the King), Queen Consort Camilla, Prince William (now Prince of Wales) and his wife Catherine (popularly known as Kate). This was blamed by some on the petulant nature of Harry and the imperious ways of Meghan. Spare presents Harry’s version of events and his gingery visage has frequented front pages or TV interview studios for perhaps rather too long a time.



                                       All-too-familiar dim Harry with “victim” Meghan

Spare is a strong defence of Harry, notably well-written by his ghost-writer, J R Moehringer, who had already won a Pulitzer Prize. A seductive picture is painted of young sensitive Harry, naturally traumatized by the sudden death of his beloved mother, Diana, struggling to maintain his equilibrium but hounded by a feral mob of paparazzi. He is unacademic and under-schooled but father Charles (“Pa”) and brother William (“Willy”) are generally kind and supportive. He goes through a Hooray Henry phase as a wayward youth until at last taking to the Army and actually seeing active service in Afghanistan. His self-confidence rockets and he starts his royal representative duties, not all of which he enjoys. He meets and falls head over heels for Meghan Markle, the attractive US mixed race actress, and after some family doubts are expressed, they marry at Windsor in princely pomp on 20 May 2018.

I have no doubt that being a member of the royal family comes with many problems and confusions. There are special etiquettes surrounding most events, a certain tradition in carrying them through properly and some awkward and edgy characters with whom to deal. Harry was immersed from childhood in this world and ought to have made sure Meghan was brought up to speed. Both clashed with family members and Court officials and Spare wearily chronicles many an argument, supposed insult and tiff. Like most readers, I am only reminded of how privileged, how luxurious and how extravagant their lives are, compared to that of ordinary citizens. Their whining tone of complaint and childish resentment are tone-deaf and jarring. They decide to flee to Montecito, California, to abandon their UK duties and disloyally to damage the monarchy as much as they can in the process of their money-making. Harry deigns to consider attending his father’s Coronation, provided Meghan is given a complete set of apologies from the family. Don’t hold your breath for that, Sussexes!

Of course, Meghan herself has been largely silent. Harry says he has material for at least another memoir and Meghan has plenty fluency, so we will have to live with the Sussexes for some time, rather like we live with Covid microbes, until they fade into the empty world of forgotten café-celebrities, once pathetically inhabited by their forebears, the Duke of Windsor and Wallis Simpson.

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Friday 13 January was a red-letter day for me, as I finally finished reading Hilary Mantel’s Wolf Hall Trilogy by turning page 875 of the final third part, The Mirror & The Light, following the decline in the fortunes of Thomas Cromwell, loyal henchman of Henry VIII, particularly over the Dissolution of the Monasteries, culminating in his execution in 1540. Mantel describes the Tudor Court in all its vibrancy, brutality and colour, at this turning-point in its relations with Continental Europe.


                                                            Hilary Mantel (1952-2022)

  
 

                                                      Thomas Cromwell (1485-1540)

 

Plus ca change, they may say, but Cromwell struggled with great issues (not bridesmaid’s dresses) yet even the Windsors were more civilized than the Tudors as they produced no figure as monstrous as Henry VIII, despite our Harry’s best efforts!

While the Wolf Hall Trilogy was long, lengthy novels are not really my thing. Over 50 years ago, I tried to read Marcel Proust’s epic novel Remembrance of Things Past in the Scott-Moncrieff translation. It ran to 11 paper-back volumes and I admitted defeat after volume 9. I am a painfully slow reader these days and will survive on the short and pithy from now on. Suggestions welcome!

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The final literary landmark this month was the passing of Paul Johnson, erstwhile editor of the New Statesman and popular historian, at the age of 94. In my Leftie youth I avidly read his magazine, supporting Wilson’s ministries in the 1960’s. Johnson was an observant Catholic all his life and his radicalism began to turn in the 1970s as he became a freelance writer. The trades unions’ ruthlessness during the Grunwick closed-shop dispute of 1977 was the final straw for Johnson and he moved steadily to the Right, to be honoured by Mrs. Thatcher and President G W Bush. His well-researched popular histories were notable and I particularly enjoyed his History of Christianity.   

 

               Polemicist Paul Johnson

The contribution of Catholic writers to English letters is quite striking. The roll of honour would include Charles Moore of The Daily Telegraph, Evelyn Waugh, Graham Greene, G K Chesterton, Hilaire Belloc, John Newman and even demonised journalist Piers Morgan. All write in a distinctive and entertaining fashion.

 

SMD

18.01.23

Text Copyright © Sidney Donald 2023

Friday, January 6, 2023

AMERICAN MEANDERINGS


I guess it is generation thing, resistant to rational argument, that we now see the urge to emote overwhelm so many in the public eye. Brits of 1940/50s vintage and beyond were inculcated with the merits of the “stiff upper lip”, a certain sang-froid in the face of serious adversity or disappointment – e.g. the death of Nelson, disaster at Dunkirk, test cricket defeat in Australia. We now have the “wobbly lower lip” par excellence – everyone tears up, shoulder-shakes, blubs and sobs at the slightest provocation. I enjoy the Nate and Jeremiah show on HGTV, as the two gay-married presenters work their interior design magic to transform some lucky candidate’s home. Very often there is a hard-luck story attached - a premature death, a messy divorce or a dire misfortune – which sharpens the narrative. Jeremiah is always first to go, his face ashen, his tear-ducts in overdrive as he acknowledges the tribulations of the back-story. Pass the sick-bag, Alice, as Private Eye used to say! 

 



Nate and Jeremiah, House transformers

Worse, this emotive impulse has strayed into the sacred arena of newscasting, not just in the US but also in the BBC. Frankly, the world news has been bad enough, without being augmented by contributions from the messenger. Recently various anchormen/women have creased up at the sorrow of the news they were imparting, and have been reduced to gibbering wrecks – not much use to the viewers. I believe past newscasters – say, Alvar Lidell, Geoffrey Sumner, Moira Stuart or Robert Dougall – would consider emotive distractions of any kind, decidedly unprofessional. So, we advise – get a grip on yourselves, blow your noses and simply give us the news in your usual reassuringly educated tones!

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The US invented the word “woke” and the US is the home of BLM, so expect the worst. Yet, principled opposition from conservative electors is much in evidence, even if the American Right harbours some decidedly unattractive characters. On the US media we have much the same woke claptrap as we suffer in the UK – every advert or plot involves a black or Indian character often supplemented by a token gay, handicapped or mentally challenged supporter. But the American public would surely not tolerate the abject spinelessness of Police Scotland who, under SNP pressure, recently refused to use the term “paedophile” in a report but instead talked neutrally about MAP (“Minority attracted people”). God help us!

Returning to the world of Woke, I recently sat through a TV showing of Matilda the Musical. The 1996 US original film of Roald Dahl’s Matilda was great fun with Danny DeVito in good form supporting Mara Wilson and Pam Ferris as Miss Trunchbull. Matilda the Musical was made in the UK and was released in October 2022. I thought it was dire, with a tedious new story-line involving Miss Honey (black here, of course) and her acrobatic parents. The school-children were unappealing, the music banal, the lyrics preachy, and the key role of Miss Trunchbull was stridently unfunny as played by woke Emma Thompson, who should have known better. All the comedy had been squeezed out of the original – it felt somehow dourly Stalinist to me. One to avoid!

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Much, much better to revel in the goings-on in The White Lotus, a US HBOTV serial about a fictitious hotel chain. The story has had 2 series of 6-7 one-hour-episodes. The first was based in Hawaii (intrigue, betrayal and passion down among the sheltering palms) with high production values. The second series was set in gorgeously sinister Sicily following the fortunes of mainly American visitors, all rich, sex-mad and given to all manner of weird behaviour and nameless vices. We have had infidelity, drug abuse, lesbianism, prostitution, explicit male homosexuality, drunkenness, swindling, theft and murder – all in a rich, spicy, macho American cocktail – compulsive viewing! Names involved in this confection include Jennifer Coolidge (the blowsy manicurist in Legally Blonde), F. Murray Abraham (obsessed Salieri in Amadeus) and Tom Hollander (simpering Reverend Mr. Collins in 2005 Pride and Prejudice). Don’t miss it!



The scandalously lurid White Lotus

As you will have gathered, in my decrepitude I watch far too much TV. By Christmas I had seen lots of World Cup football and I am delighted that Arsenal tops the Premiership, Norrie beat Nadal and England thrashed Pakistan. I played Handel, Bach and Pergolesi, dutifully devout, but the cultural level took a wee dip as an American friend’s father in retirement is a DJ on a DooWop (sic) radio station and I jived happily, if creakily, with her to Sh-Boom and At the Hop. . Keep Rocking!

SMD 

5.01.23

Text copyright © Sidney Donald 2023